botany, a poem by berton braley


Thearnica montanare should be no monotony
In studying your botany;
It helps to train
 And spur the brain–
Unless you haven’t gotany.
It teaches you, does Botany,
To know the plants and spotany,

 And learn just why
They live or die–
In case you plant or potany.

You learn, from reading Botany,
Of wooly plants and cottony
That grow on earth,
And what they’re worth,
And why some spots have notany.

laurus nobilisYou sketch the plants in Botany,
You learn to chart and plotany
Like corn or oats–
You jot down notes,
If you know how to jotany.

Your time, if you’ll allotany,
Will teach you how and what any
Old plant or tree
Can do or be–
And that’s the use of Botany!

Berton Braley
Science News Letter
March 9, 1929

as spotted on the The Garden Professor’s page




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